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ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER (Baby Brigade)
When their evil enemy resurfaces after 16 years, a group of ex-revolutionaries reunite to rescue one of their own's daughter.
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THE ONION PRESENTS: A HISTORIC CINEMATIC NIGHT OF FILM AT THE MOVIES — MUST END TONIGHT!
America's Finest News Source is proud to resuscitate the dying medium of film with a double-feature presentation beginning with their latest investigative documentary.
Featuring never-before-seen interviews and footage, Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile succeeds where hundreds of previous documentaries have failed, finally uncovering the truth behind one of America's most notorious sex perverts.
As an added bonus feature, watch what happens when six sexy singles share one house with the sole purpose of having sex with each other. It's Sex House, the highly influential reality series, like you've never seen it before: on the big screen.
It's an unforgettable, thought-provoking night of films at the movies that is sure to be enjoyed by both hardcore cinephiles and theater masturbators alike.
IMDBONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER
When their evil enemy resurfaces after 16 years, a group of ex-revolutionaries reunite to rescue one of their own's daughter.
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GOOD BOY
A loyal dog moves to a rural family home with his owner, only to discover supernatural forces lurking in the shadows. As dark entities threaten his human companion, the brave pup must fight to protect the one he loves most.
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TEAM TRIVIA (free on the Mezzanine)
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ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER
When their evil enemy resurfaces after 16 years, a group of ex-revolutionaries reunite to rescue one of their own's daughter.
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BRAM STOKER’S DRACULA
Centuries-old vampire Count Dracula comes to England to seduce his barrister Jonathan Harker's fiancée Mina Murray and wreak havoc in the foreign land.
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