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ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER
When their evil enemy resurfaces after 16 years, a group of ex-revolutionaries reunite to rescue one of their own's daughter.
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THE ONION PRESENTS: A HISTORIC CINEMATIC NIGHT OF FILM AT THE MOVIES
America's Finest News Source is proud to resuscitate the dying medium of film with a double-feature presentation beginning with their latest investigative documentary.
Featuring never-before-seen interviews and footage, Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile succeeds where hundreds of previous documentaries have failed, finally uncovering the truth behind one of America's most notorious sex perverts.
As an added bonus feature, watch what happens when six sexy singles share one house with the sole purpose of having sex with each other. It's Sex House, the highly influential reality series, like you've never seen it before: on the big screen.
It's an unforgettable, thought-provoking night of films at the movies that is sure to be enjoyed by both hardcore cinephiles and theater masturbators alike.
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SPEED MEETING MONDAYS (free on the Mezzanine)
After years of being locked in our homes, it’s time to meet real people in the real world! Heck, even if we weren’t just coming out of Covid, meeting people is a positively good thing! Sure, you could do it at a bar or on a five inch screen, but we make it much more fun and easy with activities and a friendly host. Not speed dating but speed meeting, meaning that it’s open to everyone of all ages! Starts at 7:30pm and you should arrive on time.
ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER
When their evil enemy resurfaces after 16 years, a group of ex-revolutionaries reunite to rescue one of their own's daughter.
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GOOD BOY
A loyal dog moves to a rural family home with his owner, only to discover supernatural forces lurking in the shadows. As dark entities threaten his human companion, the brave pup must fight to protect the one he loves most.
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